Parminder Nagra

Jesminder 'Jess' Kaur Bhamra

Keira Knightley

Juliette 'Jules' Paxton

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Joe

Anupam Kher

Mr. Bhamra

Shaheen Khan

Mrs. Bhamra

Archie Panjabi

Pinky Bhamra

Frank Harper

Alan Paxton

Juliet Stevenson

Paula Paxton

Shaznay Lewis

Mel

Ameet Chana

Tony

Pooja Shah

Meena

Paven Virk

Bubbly

Preeya Kalidas

Monica

Trey Farley

Taz

Saraj Chaudhry

Sonny

Imran Ali

Gary

Kulvinder Ghir

Teetu

Harvey Virdi

Teetu's Mum

Ash Varrez

Teetu's Dad

Adlyn Ross

Elderly Aunt

Shobu Kapoor

Polly

Zohra Sehgal

Biji

Ace Bhatti

Nairobi Grandson

Tanveer Ghani

Video Man

Nina Wadia

Wedding Guest

Gary Lineker

Himself

John Barnes

Himself

Alan Hansen

Himself

John Motson

Commentator

Gurinder Chadha

Woman in Park/Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Simon Clifford

Cup Final Referee (uncredited)

Ray Donn

Man at Airport (uncredited)

Andy Harmer

David Beckham (uncredited)

Jeff Mirza

Wedding Compere (uncredited)

Panayiota Panteli

Cup Final Footballer (uncredited)

Gill Penny

Victoria Beckham (uncredited)

Bill Ridealgh

Man at Airport (uncredited)

Tony Wood

Football Supporter (uncredited)