Keanu Reeves

Ted 'Theodore' Logan

Alex Winter

Bill S. Preston

George Carlin

Rufus

Terry Camilleri

Napoleon

Dan Shor

Billy the Kid

Tony Steedman

Socrates

Rod Loomis

Freud

Al Leong

Genghis Khan

Jane Wiedlin

Joan of Arc

Robert V. Barron

Abraham Lincoln

Clifford David

Beethoven

Hal Landon Jr.

Captain Logan

Bernie Casey

Mr. Ryan

Amy Stoch

Missy / Mom

J. Patrick McNamara

Mr. Preston

Frazier Bain

Deacon

Diane Franklin

Princess Joanna

Kimberley Kates

Princess Elizabeth

William Robbins

Ox

Steve Shepherd

Randolf

Anne Machette

Buffy

Traci Dawn Davis

Jody

Duncan McLeod

Bartender

John Clure

Tattooed Cowboy

Jim Cody Williams

Bearded Cowboy

Dusty O'Dee

Old West Ugly Dude

Heather Pittman

Kerry

Ruth Pittman

Daphne

Richard Alexander

Bowling Alley Manager

James Bowbitch

John the Serf

John Karlsen

Evil Duke

Jeanne Hermine Herek

Mother at Waterslides

Jonathan Bond

Waterslide Attendant

Jeff S. Goodrich

Music Store Salesman

Lisa Rubin

Girl at Mall

Marjean Holden

Student Speaker

Claudia Templeton

Aerobic Saleswoman

Carol Gossler

Aerobic Instructor

James D. Nelson

Mall Photographer

Marcia Darroch

Store Clerk

Steven Rotblatt

Police Psychiatrist

Ed Solomon

Stupid Waiter

Chris Matheson

Ugly Waiter

Mark Ogden

Neanderthal #1

Tom Dugan

Neanderthal #2

Ron Althoff

Security Guard

Martha Davis

The Three Most Important People In The World

Fee Waybill

The Three Most Important People In The World

Clarence Clemons

The Three Most Important People In The World

Phillip V. Caruso

Dance Photographer (uncredited)

Lee Hollingsworth

Student (uncredited)

Greg Lutz

Deputy (uncredited)

Michael S. Murphey

Mr. Ward (uncredited)

Golan Ramraz

Kid at Waterslides (uncredited)

Darrell Redleaf-Fielder

Mall Goer (uncredited)