Brian O'Halloran

Dante

Jeff Anderson

Randal

Rosario Dawson

Becky

Jason Mewes

Jay

Kevin Smith

Silent Bob

Jennifer Schwalbach Smith

Emma

Ben Affleck

Gawking Guy

Trevor Fehrman

Elias

Scott Mosier

Concerned Father

Jason Lee

Lance Dowds

Jake Richardson

Teen #1

Ethan Suplee

Teen #2

Harley Quinn Smith

Kid in Window

Kevin Weisman

Hobbit Lover

Wanda Sykes

Wife

Zak Knutson

Sexy Stud

Kevin Michael Richardson

Cop

Walt Flanagan

Pack-o-Smokes Guy

Earthquake

Husband

Grace Smith

Milk Lady

Ryan Thomas

Dancer

Rebecca Lin

Dancer

Christopher Martinez

Dancer

Tracy Phillips

Dancer

Joel Manning

Dancer

Rachel Larratt

Counter Girl with Ear Guy

Shannon Larratt

Ear Guy

Sarah Ault

Catholic Schoolgirl

Lalida Sujjavasin

Catholic Schoolgirl

Gail Stanley

Elias' Mom

Bruce Macintosh

Elias' Dad

Steven Rau

Diner #1

Mike Tsucalas

Diner #2

Joey Figueroa

Customer #1

Mike Cecconi

Customer #2

Ethan Jensen

Tumbling Customer

Edward Janda

Fireman

Byron Stanley

Bank Manager

Aurorah Allain

Dancer

Carol Conners

Dancer

Daveione Williams

Dancer

Jason Beitel

Dancer

Jason Yribar

Dancer

Kenny Wormald

Dancer

Marty Kudelka

Dancer

Michael Higgins

Dancer

Nancy O'Meara

Dancer

Reshma Gajjar

Dancer

Caroline A. Rice

Dancer

Bobbie Bates

Dancer

Bryan Anthony

Dancer

Carey Ysais

Dancer

Cheryl Baxter

Dancer

Desi Jevon

Dancer

Gordon Hart

Dancer

Jenna Stewart

Dancer

Kelly Cooper

Dancer

Ken Baldwin

Dancer

Kevin Whitaker

Dancer

Michelle Elkin

Dancer

Misha Gabriel

Dancer

Susan Carr George

Dancer

Jimmy Federico

Dancer

Katie Malia

Dancer

Anthony Marciona

Dancer

Hannah Feldner-Shaw

Dancer

Shawn Breathwaite

Dancer

Malcolm Ingram

Fat Guy Dancing in Bathroom (uncredited)

Robin Prough

Young Girl (uncredited)