Owen Wilson

Drillbit Taylor

Leslie Mann

Lisa

Nate Hartley

Wade

Troy Gentile

Ryan

David Dorfman

Emmit

Alex Frost

Filkins

Josh Peck

Ronnie

Casey Boersma

Chuck

Dylan Boersma

Nick

Lisa Ann Walter

Dolores

Beth Littleford

Barbara

David Koechner

Frightened Dad

Matt Walsh

Not for Pot Driver

Janet Varney

Attractive Woman Driver

Lisa Lampanelli

Ronnie's Mom

Bill O'Neill

Dean

Shaun Weiss

Bus Driver

Jordan Valacich

Cute Girl on Stairs

Danny McBride

Don

Ian Roberts

Jim

Julia Roth

High School Juliet

Alex Donnelley

Filkins' Mom

Katie Gill

Hot Girl

Valerie Tian

Brooke

Dana Nicole Silver

Hallway Girl

Andrew Lewis Caldwell

Filkins' Buddy

Vincent Malouf

Another Kid

Mo Gallini

Male Police Officer on Bluff

Stacy Arnell

Female Police Officer on Bluff

David Bowe

Male Teacher

Tichina Arnold

Photography Teacher

Cedric Yarbrough

Bernie

Robert Musgrave

Stump

Joe Wilson

Homeless Man

Jeff Kahn

Café Manager

Adam Ho

Hendrix Kid

Stephen Root

Principal Doppler

Lauren Glenn

Bikini Girl

Leslie Ann Lizarde

Bikini Girl

Rance Howard

Older Man

Steve Bannos

Coffee Computer Guy

Kevin Hart

Pawn Shop Dealer

Da'Vone McDonald

Hip Hop / Country Bodyguard

Roger Fan

Bodyguard With Knives

Cristos

Tattooed Bodyguard

Adam Baldwin

Disgruntled Bodyguard

Chuck Liddell

Himself

Frank Whaley

Jittery Bodyguard

Matt Besser

Pawn Shop Owner

Sarah Loew

Johnny Rockets Waitress

Mary Pat Gleason

Mrs. Farber

Mary-Pat Green

Nurse

Vincent Laresca

Fence

Steven Brill

Doctor

Shane Ryan-Reid

High School Student

Max Van Ville

Kid with a Drink

Matty Cardarople

7-11 Clerk