Adam Sandler

Chuck Levine

Kevin James

Larry Valentine

Jessica Biel

Alex McDonough

Dan Aykroyd

Captain Tucker

Ving Rhames

Duncan

Steve Buscemi

Clinton Fitzer

Nicholas Turturro

Renaldo Pinera

Allen Covert

Steve

Rachel Dratch

Benefits Supervisor

Richard Chamberlain

Councilman Banks

Nick Swardson

Kevin McDonough

Blake Clark

Crazy Homeless Man

Mary Pat Gleason

Teresa

Matt Winston

Glen Aldrich

Lance Bass

Band Leader

Dave Matthews

Salesman

Dan Patrick

NY Cop

Rob Corddry

Jim the Protestor

Robert Smigel

Mailman

Richard Kline

Mr. Auerbach

Gary Valentine

Karl Eisendorf

Jonathan Loughran

David Nootzie

Peter Dante

Tony Paroni

J.D. Donaruma

J.D.

Michael Buscemi

Higgy

Cole Morgen

Eric Valentine

Shelby Adamowsky

Tori Valentine

Brad Grunberg

Bernie

John Farley

Criminal (voice)

Becky O'Donohue

Darla

Jessie O'Donohue

Donna

Chandra West

Doctor Honey

Jackie Sandler

Teacher

Judy Sandler

Brooklyn Woman

Sandy Wernick

Jail Guard

Kevin Grady

Bailiff

Dennis Dugan

Cab Driver

Kathleen Doyle

Bernie's Mother

Tila Tequila

Hooters Girl

Candace Kita

Hooters Girl

Jina Song

Hooters Girl

Jamie Chung

Hooters Girl

Lena Yada

Hooters Girl

Tyler McKinney

African-American Boy

Delaney Keefe

Pig-Tailed Girl

Mark Higgins

Fireman

David Connare

Fireman

Tom Silardi

Fireman

Billy Concha

Fireman

Darryl Adone

Fireman

Chris Atwell

Fireman

Kevin Nolan

Fireman

Robert Harvey

Fireman

Adam Herschman

Mr. Pickle's Employee

Michael Westphal

Gay Party Goer

Tracy Bennett

Gay Party Goer

Larry Newman

Officer Newman

Marc Vann

Protestor

Bud Mathis

Protestor

Chuck Church

Protestor

Michael P. Catanzarite

Doorman

Jennifer Kushner

Lesbian

Lauren Lamonsoff

Cute Girl in Crowd

James Emory Jr.

County Clerk

Larry Bullock

Calendar Guy

Tim Wiles

Gay Friend

Augie Johnson

Wedding Singer

Reagie Clark

Wedding Singer

Milton Ellis

Wedding Singer

Ted Perlman

Wedding Singer

Steve Dress

Wedding Musician

Taylor Graves

Wedding Musician

Rob Schneider

Asian Minister (uncredited)

David Spade

Transvestite Groupie (uncredited)