Arnold Schwarzenegger

Howard Langston

Sinbad

Myron Larabee

Phil Hartman

Ted Maltin

Jake Lloyd

Jamie Langston

Rita Wilson

Liz Langston

Robert Conrad

Officer Hummell

Martin Mull

D.J.

Jim Belushi

Mall Santa

E.J. De la Pena

Johnny

Laraine Newman

First Lady

Justin Chapman

Billy

Harvey Korman

President

Richard Moll

Dementor

Daniel Riordan

Turbo Man

Jeff L. Deist

T.V. Booster / Puppeteer

Nada Despotovich

Margaret

Ruth Afton Hjelmgren

Single Mother Judy

Caroline Kaiser

Single Mother Mary

Samuel B. Morris

Sensei

Shawn Hamilton

Sensei Assistant

Lewis Dauber

Toy Store Manager

Bill Schoppert

Father at Toy Store

Courtney Goodell

Little Girl at Toy Store

George Fisher

Daring Shopper

Chris Parnell

Toy Store Sales Clerk

Patrick Richwood

Toy Store Co-Worker

Kate McGregor-Stewart

Toy Store Customer

Marcus Toji

Little Boy with Car Remote

Steve Hendrickson

Father on Phone #1

Mo Collins

Mother on Phone

Peter Syvertsen

Father on Phone #2

John Rothman

Mall Toy Store Manager

Christopher Slater

Mall Toy Store Employee #1

Robert Southgate

Mall Toy Store Employee #2

Allison Benner

Toddler

Hayley Benner

Toddler

Sandra K. Horner

Toddler's Angry Mom

Phyllis Wright

Angry Mom #2

Marvette Knight

Angry Mom #3

Danny Woodburn

Tony the Elf

Bruce Bohne

Santa at Warehouse Door

Paul Wight

Huge Santa

Ron Gene Browne

Santa in Warehouse

Robert Tee Clark

Santa in Warehouse

James Riddle

Santa in Warehouse

Bill Wilson

Santa in Warehouse

Alan Blumenfeld

Cop at Santa's Warehouse

Traci Christofore

Little Girl Petting Reindeer

Sandra Lee-Oian Thomas

Mother in Neighborhood

Martin Ruben

Father in Neighborhood

Nick LaTour

Counterman

Peter Breitmayer

Sparky

Phil Morris

Gale Force

Marianne Muellerleile

Tow Truck Driver

Amy Pietz

Liza Tisch

Judy Sladky

Snoopy

Walter von Huene

Taxi Driver

Steve Van Wormer

Turbo Man Float Parade Worker

Curtis Armstrong

Chain Smoking Booster

Jim Meskimen

Police Officer at Parade

Martin Valinsky

Police Officer Escorting Myron

Rochelle Vallese

Girl at Parade

Deena Driskill

Barbie

Spencer Klein

Kid in Turbo Man Commercial

Danny Pritchett

Kid in Turbo Man Commercial

Rick R. Johnson

Kareem

Marc Ambrose

Balloon Wrangler (uncredited)

Greg Bronson

Toy Store Shopper (uncredited)

Sarah Cameron

Christmas Caroler (uncredited)

Susan Chambers

Frantic Shopper (uncredited)

Matthew Feeney

Curious Man (uncredited)

Anthony Fitzgerald

Christmas Caroler (uncredited)

Trish Gates

Store Clerk (uncredited)

Dan Griffin

Spectator (uncredited)

Brian Johnson

Christmas Caroler (uncredited)

Larissa Lowthorp

Silvia

David Andrew Nash

Christmas Caroler (uncredited)

Phaedra Neitzel

Santa's Helper (uncredited)

Jane Plank

Christmas Caroler (uncredited)

Yeardley Smith

Woman Who Flirts with Howie (uncredited)

Bobby Sussman

Parade Watcher (uncredited)

Joel Thingvall

Toy Store Shopper (uncredited)

Verne Troyer

Mini Santa (uncredited)

Carl Washington

Parade Watcher (uncredited)

Ryan Wotherspoon

Playground Attendant (uncredited)

Richard Steven Horvitz

Demon Team (voice)