Adam Scott

Gary Bloom

Evangeline Lilly

Samantha

Owen Atlas

Lucas

Bridget Everett

Al

Donald Faison

Larry

Chris D'Elia

Wayne

Kyle Bornheimer

Victor

Clancy Brown

Reverend J.D. Gospel

Tyler Labine

Karl C. Miller

Sally Field

Miss Shaylock

Marcus Terrell Smith

Dwayne

James Weir

Mac

Chip Zien

Stepdad Therapist

Rick Applegate

Principal

Ken Bolden

School Psychiatrist

Brad Williams

Gozamel

Allen Roth

Uncle Scott

Hank Harris

Gabriel

Carla Gallo

Wendy

Eli Craig

Derby Official

Russ Mitchell

Russ Mitchell

Paul Slimak

Homeless Albino

Schuyler White

Birthday Clown

Noah Craig

Jeremy

Mark Rademacher

Wedding Priest

Steve Kosinski

Priest

Cherie McClain

News Reporter

David Myers Gregory

End of Times Believer

Rhonda Freya English

Clerk

Peggy Miller

End Times Shopper

Sasha Williams

Mom at Waterpark

Michael Ryan Boehm

Annoyed Kid

Todd Emmett

Policeman #1

John Sundquist

Policeman #2

Ray Wise

Guy On TV (uncredited)

Kristephan Warren-Stevens

Little League Coach / Water Park Guest (uncredited)