John Ritter

Ben Healy

Michael J. Oliver

Junior Healy

Jack Warden

Big Ben Healy

Laraine Newman

LaWanda Dumore

Amy Yasbeck

Annie Young

Ivyann Schwan

Trixie Young

Gilbert Gottfried

Mr. Peabody

Paul Willson

Smith

Alan Blumenfeld

Aron Burger

Charlene Tilton

Debbie Claukinski

James Tolkan

Mr. Thron

Martha Quinn

Emily

Zach Grenier

Voytek

Eric Edwards

Murph

Krystle Mataras

Dolly

Tiffany Mataras

Madison

Dennis Redfield

Animal Control Guy

Bill Warren

Animal Control Guy

Kristina Simonds

Rhoda

Aaron Vaughn

Scuzzy Boyfriend

Denise Lecce

Bridal Shower Lady

Nancy Duerr

Bridal Shower Lady

Tom Nowicki

Health Official

Ric Reitz

Health Official

Bill Cordell

Lab Technician

Hillary Matthews

Upset Wife

Robert Small

Pathetic Defiant Man

Danny Gura

Freckled Boy on Ride

Carla Kneeland

Peabody's Date

Tabetha Thomas

Polly

Paul Sutera

Richard

Buddy Stoccardo

Crazy Dance DJ

Jillian Amburgey

Hubba Bubba Lady

Adam Brock

Neighbor Boy

Christopher Oyen

Goofy Waiter

Danny Hanemann

Scummy Ride Operator

Brett Rice

Maitre D'

Shaun Padgett

Mother

Aimee Deshayes

Precious Young Girl

Tammy Boalo

Sixth Grade Mother

Danielle Meierhenry

Sixth Grade Student

Elaine Klimaszewski

Hot Tub Girl

Diane Klimaszewski

Hot Tub Girl

June Foray

Puppet (voice)

Carol French

Horse Rider

Carrell Myers

Parent

Angie Harper

Parent

Katie Prestwood

Parent

Laura O'Connell

Girl with Bikini Top

Tim Powell

Guy with Toupee

Buffalo Bob Smith

Father Flanagan