Ashley French

Jody

Simon Rex

Dan

Gracie Whitton

Kathy

Ava Kolker

Lily

Dylan Morris

Aidan

Ryan Morris

Aidan

Lidia Porto

Maria

Darrell Hammond

Dr. Hall

Snoop Dogg

Ja' Marcus

Mac Miller

D'Andre

Erica Ash

Kendra Brooks

J.P. Manoux

Pierre

Molly Shannon

Heather Daltry

Josh Robert Thompson

Narrator (voice)

Marisa Saks

Amy

Marianne Hammock

Female Aide

Terry Crews

Martin Jacobs

Tyler Posey

David

Sarah Hyland

Mia

Shad Moss

Eric

Katrina Bowden

Natalie

Christopher 'Critter' Antonucci

Caesar

Scot Nery

Mama

Ben Cornish

Dom

Katt Williams

Blaine

Heather Locklear

Barbara

Lewis Thompson

Madea

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan

Jerry O'Connell

Christian Grey

Jamie Elizabeth Kelton

Secretary

Macsen Lintz

French Boy

John Atwood

Newscaster #1

Lane Carlock

Newscaster #2

Shereé Whitfield

Real Housewife #1

Angela Raiola

Real Housewife #2

Lil Duval

Kendra's Brother

Angie Stone

Kendra's Cousin

Jasmine Guy

Kendra's Mom

Ashley LeConte Campbell

Antoinette Beauchamp

Kate Walsh

Mal

Usher

Ira

Clifton Guterman

Waiter

Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson

Anna Skidanova

Nadia

Clayton Landey

Sodomized Cop

Scott Rousseau

Santa

Kendra Wilkinson

Kendra (uncredited)

Audrina Patridge

Audrina Patridge (uncredited)

Zoe Pessin

Honey Boo Boo (uncredited)

Emily Chandler Westergreen

Mara (uncredited)

Jwaundace Candece

Real Housewife (uncredited)

Angela Kerecz

Porn Star (uncredited)

Aaron Beelner

Little Man (uncredited)

Elizabeth Davidovich

Ballerina (uncredited)

Amanda Jelks

Ballerina (uncredited)

Nikki Lashae

Ballerina (uncredited)

Amanda Topper

Ballet Dancer (uncredited)

Joel Rogers

Confused Ballet Patron (uncredited)

Jon Gould

Ballet Patron (uncredited)

Catherine A. Cospelich

Ape Chick (uncredited)

Moses Das

Bridge Runner (uncredited)

Faith Blankenship

Carpet Girl (uncredited)

Jeff Glover

Lab Tech (uncredited)

Sandy Simmons

Model (uncredited)

Kendrick Cross

Rescue Worker (uncredited)

Leigh Hennessy

Witch (uncredited)

Chris Durfy

Packer Fan (uncredited)

David Zucker

Packer Fan (uncredited)