Adam Sandler

Paul Crewe

Chris Rock

Caretaker

Burt Reynolds

Nate Scarborough

Nelly

Megget

Michael Irvin

Deacon Moss

Bill Goldberg

Battle

Terry Crews

Cheeseburger Eddy

Bob Sapp

Switowski

Nicholas Turturro

Brucie

Dalip Singh

Turley

Lobo Sebastian

Torres

Joey Diaz

Big Tony

Steve Reevis

Baby Face Bob

David Patrick Kelly

Unger

Tracy Morgan

Ms. Tucker

Edward Bunker

Skitchy Rivers

William Fichtner

Captain Knauer

Bill Romanowski

Guard Lambert

Kevin Nash

Guard Engleheart

Steve Austin

Guard Dunham

Brian Bosworth

Guard Garner

Michael Papajohn

Guard Papajohn

Conrad Goode

Guard Webster

Brandon Molale

Guard Malloy

Todd Holland

Guard Holland

James Cromwell

Warden Hazen

Cloris Leachman

Lynette

Walter Williamson

Errol Dandridge

Allen Covert

Referee

Rob Schneider

Punky

Chris Berman

Announcer

Jim Rome

Jim Rome

Patrick Bristow

Walt

Lauren Sánchez Bezos

Lauren Sanchez

Dan Patrick

Officer Jack Pugh

Christopher Neiman

Big Ear Cop

Ed Lauter

Duane

Sean Salisbury

Vic

Rob "Revolution" Moore

Gavin

Big Boy

Jesse

Michael H. Goodwyn

Con Transvestite

Ray Stoney

Con Transvestite

Michael Silas

Con Transvestite

Andre Fuentes

Con Transvestite

Lonnie Henderson

Con Transvestite

Asiel Hardison

Con Transvestite

Colin Kim

Con Transvestite

Mark Robert Ellis

Stretcher Guy

Timothy F. Crowley

Umpire

Mr. Porter

Basketball Convict

Bizarre

Basketball Convict

Proof

Basketball Convict

Kuniva

Basketball Convict

Swifty McVay

Basketball Convict

Bryan Burwell

Sportswriter

Sam Farmer

Sportswriter

Jay Glazer

Sportswriter

Peter King

Sportswriter

John McClain

Sportswriter

Adam Schefter

Sportswriter

Larry Weisman

Sportswriter

Marc S. Ganis

Lorenzo

Shane Ralston

Bradlee

Jenae Altschwager

Party Guest

Candace Juleff

Party Guest

Bryan Ross

Party Guest

Ricardo J. King

Press Box Technician

Stink Fisher

Cafeteria Prisoner

Jasper Pendergrass

Cafeteria Prisoner

Sean McNamara

Cafeteria Prisoner

Robert Harvey

Cafeteria Guard

Eric Chmielecki

Guard Sniper

Denise Marie Jerome

Guard Cheerleader

Jaayda McClanahan

Guard Cheerleader

Tara Wilson

Guard Cheerleader

Rachel Saydak

Guard Cheerleader

Cara-Lee Knodel

Guard Cheerleader

Nora Hassan

Guard Cheerleader

John Hockridge

Guard Hock

Courteney Cox

Lena (uncredited)

Jason Williams

Texas State Policeman (uncredited)

Steven Alford

K-9 Officer Beller (uncredited)

Kyle S. Brown

Football Fanatic (uncredited)